Hi, everyone!
I’d ramble about this, but I have only one thought: Lifetime should have committed to a feature length film, because they’re the masters at horrible feature length television films.
Ramble of the Day
I had another ramble prepared — I actually wrote the opening sentences — but then I ended up scrolling through my Twitter feed, where I saw a very good question:
question for sports people — let’s say you’re playing soccer and you put the ball in your mouth and hold it with your teeth and then you run down the field. is that technically legal
— grace spelman (@GraceSpelman) December 7, 2020
I thought the case was closed when I saw a reply from a certified referee, who said it’s all good as long as the ball does not deflate. I even checked FIFA’s Laws of the Game, and nowhere do the words “mouth” or “teeth” pop up, so I think it’s safe to say that the action is probably legal. As I started discussing this question with my older sister,…
